Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. France National Team & Their Origins FA Cup Semi-FinalMan City v Chelsea The King of EUROPA! NO ENGLISH TEAM HAS QUALIFIED FOR THE SEMIS OF UCL & UEL! Xavi has really received More RED CARDS This Season Than Sergio Ramos has in The Last Two Seasons COMBINED! PRIDE OF SPAIN. They left the Champions League in same order.. Please stay tuned on 7M Da

But it's also on paper with his girlfriend Gabriely Miranda - thanks to the couple agreeing an unusual relationship contract.Endrick and Gabriely Miranda have put their love in a contract Credit: Instagram / endrickGabriely and the forward can't form addictions Credit: INSTAGRAM @gabrielymiirandaPalmeiras hotshot Endrick, 17, and 21-year-old model Gabriely must tell each other "I love you" in all

GOAL monster Erling Haaland devoured four monster sandwiches costing £55.85 after his epic efforts on the pitch.The giant butties are made from focaccia bread and contain Parma ham, rocket, tomatoes, pesto, truffle oil, pistachios, olives and creamy burrata cheese - and the Manchester City goalscorer has taken a shine to them.Erling Haaland treated himself to some amazing sandwiches Credit: h

Dele Alli's ex-girlfriend Ruby Mae has admitted she thought she was going to die after an armed raid at the pair's house - that left them shaken during lockdownDele Alli and Ruby Mae's house was broken into by armed robbers (Image: Dave Benett/Getty Images for boohooMAN)Dele Alli's ex-girlfriend Ruby Mae has admitted she thought she was going to die when masked robbers broke into their home.Ruby,

Man City have started their succession plan for Pep Guardiola as the legendary manager is expected to leave at the end of his current contract and the Premier League champions have their eyes on Girona’s Michel. Fans of the Manchester club will not want to think about life at the Etihad without Guardiola but that is getting closer with every passing month. The 53-year-old’s contract ex

Bayern Munich remain in the hunt for Barcelona defender Ronald Araujo.The Uruguay international has attracted an approach from Bayern, though Barca have insisted they're reluctant to do business.However, TV3 says a possible transfer is very much alive.Araújo's representatives are now negotiating with Bayern Munich.Bayern Munich insist Barca's €100m price is too rich and rather a €

MANCHESTER UNITED have been in contact with Thiago Motta, according to reports.Pressure has been mounting on Erik ten Hag following a poor run of form with just one win in seven games.Reports suggest Man Utd have been in contact with Thiago Motta to replace him Credit: ReutersSunSport exclusively revealed earlier this month how Man Utd players expect Ten Hag, 54, to be sacked in the summer.The Sir

BRUNO GUIMARAES has boosted Newcastle's hopes he will stay beyond the summer after buying a £4million house in the North East.The Brazilian midfielder, 26, has been heavily linked with a blockbuster move at the end of the season - with Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain all interested.Bruno Guimaraes has been attracting interest from the Premier League and Eur

Newcastle have reportedly sent scouts to watch Conor Gallagher in action ahead of a potential summer move.Gallagher facing uncertain futureNewcastle keen on midfielderScouted Gallagher in Chelsea's win over Man UtdWHAT HAPPENED?Gallagher is facing an uncertain future at Chelsea as he is out of contract in 2025 and he is yet to extend his current deal. There has been speculation that the Blues coul

Harry Kane “secretly wants to come home”, says Stan Collymore, with the ex-Premier League star “warming” to the idea of seeing the striker at Chelsea.Left Tottenham in 2023Yet to win silverware in GermanyTalk of a return to EnglandWHAT HAPPENED?England captain Kane only left his homeland in the summer of 2023, with the decision taken to go trophy hunting at Bayern Munich. H