Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Jurgen Klopp's farewell tour isn't going to plan 7'—Atalanta 0-1 Liverpool (3-1 aggregate) Watching the Champions League quarterfinals this year: Seven years ago Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score 100 Champions League goals. He 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 has the most goals (140) and assists (42) in the competition The hatewatching is next level when your tea

ARSENAL star Reiss Nelson is being sued by his sports masseur who claims the player’s Italian mastiff attacked him as they posed for a selfie.Saeid Motaali, 50, alleges the dog went for his neck and bit him on the arm he raised to protect himself at Nelson’s pad in North London.It is said to have happened in 2020 after Mr Motaali finished a sports massage with the star and asked for a

ILKAY GUNDOGAN'S glam wife has waded into his row with Barcelona teammates with a barb about her hubby's "treble mentality."Gundogan, 32, was beside himself with anger as Barca were knocked out of the Champions League by Paris Saint-Germain on Tuesday.The Spaniards were leading 4-2 on aggregate and cruising towards the semis when Ronald Araujo received a red card for a clumsy challenge.PSG then mo

MANCHESTER UNITED captain Bruno Fernandes was spotted enjoying some time out with his wife and friends.The 29-year-old was seen heading out of Juniper Restaurant in Wilmslow, Cheshire, with Ana and another couple on Thursday afternoon.The midfielder and his male pal wore an all-black tracksuit, complete with white T-shirt and grey trainers.Both partners kept the 'twinning' alive with big white coa

Galatasaray are chasing Manchester United midfielder Christian Eriksen for the summer market.In January, Galatasaray showed interest in the Dane, but he remained at Manchester United.Now Fanatik are reporting that Galatasaray still want Eriksen.The Turkish club wants the Swede to replace Tanguy Ndombele - who is on loan from Tottenham.The 32-year-old has scored one goal and provided two assists in

Dijon teen Rayane Messi is attracting interest from across Europe.The 16 year-old plays for Dijon's B team, which is in the French fifth division. Messi has scored three goals in nine league games this season.L'Equipe says Rennes, Monaco and Marseille have their eyes on Messi, but it is Lille who are pushing the hardest to secure him.But also BlueCo, involving Chelsea and Strasbourg, are said to b

Fulham are interested in Manchester United midfielder Sofyan Amrabat.Amrabat is on-loan at United from Fiorentina, where he will return at the end of the season.Sportitalia says, however, Amrabat could remain in the Premier League as Fulham is showing interest.The London club is said to be ready to pay €30m to buy Amrabat from Fiorentina.Amrabat's contract with Fiorentina expires in the summ

Veteran head coach David Moyes leaving West Ham at the end of the season appears likely.Moyes has been under a lot of pressure from the Hammers supporters for their poor style of play.Per talkSPORT, the club may be ready to make a change, with Bayern Munich boss Thomas Tuchel a target.The German is leaving Bayern at the end of the season and does not have any big offers as yet.The West Ham board a

Liverpool have been told to sign an underrated Premier League defenderLiverpool have been tipped to make a smart defensive addition this summer - over claims they are short at the back.Jurgen Klopp's side suffered damaging home defeats against Atalanta and Crystal Palace last week and have fallen further behind in their hopes for Premier League success this season.Joel Matip has been out of action

Arsenal have been the green light to sign Victor Osimhen and fix their apparent issues up frontNapoli striker Victor Osimhen. (Image credit: Getty Images)Arsenal have been handed a huge boost in their pursuit of Napoli forward Victor Osimhen.The 25-year-old is one of the most sought-after strikers in European football and has risen to stardom over the past 18 months in Serie A.Chelsea, Manchester
