Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Thomas Tuchel won't take the Manchester United job and wants to take a break from coaching, per Fabrizio RomanoErik ten Hag's fate remains in limbo Chelsea prepare shock bid for Julian Alvarez!? emmmm Araujo chasing Mbappe, Vinicius and Rodrygo in the next El Clasico Summer Schedule: When we were bored in school/college Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

After years of speculation Real Madrid have finally signed Kylian Mbappe and France team-mate Eduardo Camavinga has commented on the blockbuster move.WHAT HAPPENED?The transfer window hasn't even officially opened yet and still, the world already knows that Mbappe's move to Real Madrid will be the biggest deal this summer despite costing Real Madrid a grand total of zero in transfer fees. Real Mad

Tottenham are eager to part ways with Tanguy Ndombele.Foot Mercato says a contract release is being discussed by the two parties. This season, Ndombele spent time on-loan with Galatasaray. The 27-year-old participated in 24 matches in all competitions (1 assist).After this loan, Ndombele was to return to London and sort out his situation. But his case is all but sealed.Tottenham and the Frenchman

Thomas Tuchel has decided against replacing Erik ten Hag at Manchester United following talks with Sir Jim Ratcliffe.WHAT HAPPENED?Tuchel has decided not to replace Ten Hag at Manchester United following his exit from Bayern Munich as he wants to take break from coaching, according to Fabrizio Romano. The German did hold talks with Sir Jim Ratcliffe in Monaco about the job at Old Trafford but will

England star is a priority for NewcastleBurnley's James Trafford is a priority for Eddie Howe as the Newcastle manager looks to add to his goalkeeper position this summer. The Magpies also like Arsenal's Aaron Ramsdale and Valencia's Giorgi Mamardashvili but both are considered too expensive. The 21-year-old would provide competition for Nick Pope, who missed a lot of the season through injury. I'

Under-fire boss Rob Page apologised to Wales fans after a 4-0 thrashing to Slovakia and said it is “up to the powers that be” to decide if he stays in the job.Page saw Wales get dismantled in a Trnava friendly after their dismal 0-0 draw with Gibraltar, the world’s 203rd-ranked team, in Portugal on Thursday.The pressure has steadily grown on Page after Wales’ flat performan

Depleted Wales were hammered 4-0 in Slovakia to pile further pressure on beleaguered boss Rob Page.Slovakia got the perfect Euro 2004 send-off as Juraj Kucka and Robert Bozenik struck either side of the break, with Wales goalkeeper Danny Ward at fault for the opener on the stroke of half-time.Ethan Ampadu, leading Wales for the first time, unfortunately turned the ball into his own net on the hour

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MANCHESTER UNITED want to battle Tottenham for Crystal Palace star Eberechi Eze this summer — but they are way behind on the charm offensive.Spurs look to be in the box seat after Eze’s friends and family were again seen in his agency’s hospitality suite at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium towards the end of last season.Manchester United want to battle Tottenham for Crystal Palace s

PHIL FODEN is set to be the highest-paid British player in history when he returns from the Euros.Manchester City want to tie down their jewel in the crown with a near double-your-money deal that will rocket his wages to around £375,000 a week.Phil Foden will be handed a new contract by Manchester City Credit: PAFoden has three years on his current contract and there is no danger of him getti