Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Rangnick & Austria (1st place, group D) C Palmer Southgate’s match notes have been leaked Brazilian wonderkid Endrick was seen being possessed by Pele's spirit in a match. WHAT A CRAZY END TO THIS GROUP! Neymar Watching Brazil Play like... Napoli to slash Osimhen’s asking price Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(C

Arsenal slap unbelievable price tag on NketiahArsenal have reportedly put Eddie Nketiah on the market and have slapped a massive price tag on the striker.Mbappe & PSG set to go to war over unpaid wagesKylian Mbappe and former club Paris Saint-Germain are heading for a clash with the forward allegedly demanding payment over unpaid wages.Everton set sights on Man Utd's Wan-BissakaUnderstand that

Chelsea and Liverpool are among the clubs interested in PSV Eindhoven winger Johan Bakayoko according to Belgian journalist Sacha Tavolieri.Bakayoko scored 12 goals and provided nine assists in 33 Eredivisie appearances last season as PSV won the league title.The 21-year-old is currently away with Belgium at Euro 2024, but has only played 30 minutes in their opening two games.Chelsea and Liverpool

Manchester United have submitted an opening bid for Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Manuel Ugarte, according to reports. The Red Devils are eyeing a new partner for Kobbie Mainoo as a priority in the summer transfer window, alongside a new centre-back and striker, with Casemiro set to depart.Everton's Jarrad Branthwaite and Bologna's Joshua Zirkzee have been mooted as INEOS' top targets for the lat

France coach Didier Deschamps highlighted the problems Kylian Mbappe faced wearing a mask to protect his broken nose in the 1-1 draw with Poland at the European Championship on Tuesday.Mbappe scored a second-half penalty to mark his return to France's starting lineup, eight days after suffering the bloody injury late in the 1-0 win over Austria on June 17.Deschamps said ahead of the game that Mbap

Gareth Southgate told England fans to stick with the team whatever they think of him as the under-fire boss warned that the “unusual environment” at Euro 2024 is making life harder for the players.Having wrapped up a place in the last 16 without kicking a ball on Monday evening, the Group C finale against Slovenia offered the chance to lift the mood after an unconvincing start in Germa

England progressed to the European Championship knockout phase as Group C winners, but fans again expressed their frustration after Gareth Southgate’s side were held to a 0-0 draw by stubborn Slovenia.The Euro 2020 runners-up have been widely criticised following an unconvincing start to a tournament they are among the favourites to win.England bossed possession against well-drilled Slovenia

Denmark ground out the goalless draw they needed against Serbia to clinch second place in Group C and advance to the knockout stages of Euro 2024.Rasmus Hojlund missed the best chance for the Danes while Serbia – who needed a win to stand any chance of qualifying – left it too late and slid out of the tournament with a single point to their name.Aleksandar Mitrovic slid a late chance w

France failed to top Group D after they were held to a 1-1 draw thanks to Robert Lewandowski’s second-half penalty in Dortmund.Poland were unable to progress to the round of 16 after losing to the Netherlands and Austria in their first two group games but they came closest to the opener through Lewandowski on his first start of the tournament.Kylian Mbappe returned to the side after sufferin

Marcel Sabitzer struck a later winner as Austria claimed a stunning 3-2 win over the Netherlands to snatch top spot in Euro 2024 Group D on Tuesday.Ralf Rangnick’s well-organised side were twice pegged back in an entertaining contest in Berlin but Sabitzer had the final say 10 minutes from time.A Donyell Malen own goal gave Austria an early lead with Romano Schmid putting them back in front