Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.Cristiano Ronaldo, who was suspended, watching Portugal defeat Luxembourg 9-0 in their biggest-ever win Romeo Lavia Timeline Bruno Hat-Trick AssistsPortugal 9-0 Luxembourg User manual books A hat trick of assists and a goal for Bruno Fernandes as Portugal defeat Luxembourg 9-0 Hansi Flick has become The First & Only German Manager Ever to be SACKED si

Fiorentina inserted a clause into Sofyan Amrabat's contract ahead of his loan move to Manchester United.WHAT HAPPENED? Per The Daily Mirror, Fiorentina have inserted a clause that means Amrabat's contract will automatically extend by one year if United opt against buying the midfielder at the end of his loan. The two clubs have agreed a purchase option within the deal but, crucially, it is not an

Premier League giants Liverpool were said to be keen on signing a midfielder from Serie A this summer.The Reds were linked to Napoli midfielder Eljif Elmas, but decided against a move.Per Corriere dello Sport, he was one of the names on manager Jurgen Klopp's list for his midfield revamp.The Reds eventually signed Alexis Mac Allister, Dominik Szoboszlai, Wataru Endo and Ryan Gravenberch.Liverpool

Portugal didn't need Cristiano Ronaldo to rack up its biggest-ever win in a competitive game.A 9-0 rout of Luxembourg in European Championship qualifying on Monday was done without Ronaldo, who was suspended because of an accumulation of yellow cards in earlier Group J games.Portugal's previous record for margin of victory was 8-0, which they achieved three times -- twice against Liechtenstein (19

English giants Manchester United are considering a shock transfer avenue in the wake of ongoing issues surrounding Jadon Sancho and Antony as reports link Erik ten Hag’s Red Devils with a potential move for Dutch winger Anwar El Ghazi.Per reports from Mail Sports’ Chris Wheeler, United are considering a free move for El Ghazi after the former Ajax academy graduate and Dutch internation

Ralf Rangnick has said unequivocally that he would not be interested in replacing Hansi Flick as coach of Germany if approached for the job.WHAT HAPPENED? After dismissing Hansi Flick on Sunday, the German Football Association is looking for a new manager with only nine months till they host Euro 2024. Only 12 of the former Bayern Munich manager's 25 games in charge had ended in victories. He had

Tottenham to complete centre-back signing this weekFantastic news for Tottenham fans as the club is closing in on the signing of Croatian wonderkid defender Luka Vuskovic. Born in 2007, this centre-back looks an exciting signing for the future for Spurs.Arsenal terminate another big-name player's contractNicolas Pepe's contract ended up being terminated by Arsenal this summer, allowing him to comp

Liverpool are braced for Mo Salah's departure.Whether Salah, 31, leaves Anfield in January, or at the end of the season, the Reds feel it is just a matter of time before the Egyptian moves on; probably to Saudi Arabia given the Pro League's desire to sign the Middle East's most popular player.And according to a recent report from Fichajes, Jurgen Klopp has included Athletic Bilbao's Nico Williams

Antoine Griezmann says a move to MLS remains his priority as he looks ahead to the next phase of his career.WHAT HAPPENED? Griezmann has spoken repeatedly about his desire to play in MLS, confirming earlier this summer that he's keeping a close eye on Lionel Messi and Inter Miami. The French star himself has been linked with a move to Inter Miami, although he remains under contract with Atletico M

Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba tested positive for testosterone, Italy's anti-doping agency announced Monday.The test was carried out after Juventus' game at Udinese on Aug. 20. Pogba did not play in the Serie A match but was on Juve's bench.Nado Italia, the anti-doping agency, said that Pogba was suspended provisionally with immediate effect. Pending a trial and testing of a backup B sample, he r