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The Norwegian striker, 25, is preparing for Saturday lunchtime's tasty-looking clash with Tottenham - with both teams fresh from big wins in the opening weekend.Erling Haaland arrived at Man City training in his new £350,000 FerrariHaaland's new £350,000 Ferrari 12Cilindri can reach a staggering 211mphHaaland cruised into training ahead of Man City's clash with Spurs on SaturdayAnd Haala...

Onana edges closer to exit as Man Utd move for Antwerp goalkeeper LammensAndre Onana has edged closer to the Manchester United exit door following positive talks over a €20m transfer for Antwerp stopper Senne Lammens.United chiefs have held talk with Royal Antwerp for Lammens, who is available at a snip for £17 million ($23m). The 23-year-old keeper recently made the step up to the seni...

[(Arsenal) Strength]: 1. Arsenal secured a 1-0 away victory over Manchester United in their opening Premier League game, getting their season off to a winning start. As last season's Premier League runners-up, the team's goal for the new season is to remain in the title race, so every win is crucial. Hosting this game, they hope to continue their winning momentum and consolidate their position in ...

Paxten Aaronson completes blockbuster Colorado RapidsPaxten Aaronson has officially joined the Colorado Rapids from the Bundesliga's Eintracht Frankfurt after a breakout season on loan at UtretchPaxten Aaronson has completed a $7 million move to Colorado, the club announced Thursday afternoon. The USMNT midfielder has penned a five-year contract, and will occupy a designated player spot for the Ra...

BENJAMIN SESKO made his Manchester United in Sunday’s defeat to Arsenal.On the field, the £74million striker made little impact as his side crashed to a 1-0 defeat at Old Trafford.Benjamin Sesko made his debut in Man Utd's 1-0 defeat to ArsenalSesko has been accompanied to the UK by his older glam girlfriend Anita VidovicBut off it, Sesko leads a fabulous lifestyle full of glitz and gla...

Paris St Germain boss Luis Enrique has confirmed his star man Ousmane Dembele is fit for the second leg of their Champions League semi-final against Arsenal.Enrique had been sweating over the availability of Dembele for Wednesday’s fixture at the Parc des Princes.Dembele scored the only goal of the opening leg at the Emirates a week ago before he was withdrawn in the second half with a hamst...

Luis Enrique has warned Mikel Arteta he is ready to land his fourth Premier League scalp of this season’s Champions League ahead of Arsenal’s semi-final showdown against Paris St Germain.PSG saw off Manchester City in the group stages before beating Liverpool on penalties in the last 16, and then knocking out Aston Villa in the quarter-finals.Arsenal secured a statement 2-0 win against...

Jude Bellingham is confident Real Madrid can overturn a 3-0 first-leg Champions League deficit against Arsenal on Wednesday to book their place in the last four.Real were left stunned by the Gunners at the Emirates Stadium last week after Declan Rice scored two outstanding free-kicks to leave Carlo Ancelotti’s side with a mountainous task.But 15-time European champions Real have produced som...

Paris St Germain boss Luis Enrique admitted his side would not be intimidated by a hostile atmosphere at Aston Villa as they looked to finish the job in their Champions League quarter-final.The Ligue 1 champions travel to Birmingham with a 3-1 advantage from last week’s first leg in Paris and are heavy favourites to progress to the last four.But they will face a sterner test on Tuesday as th...