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[(Bologna FC 1909) Strength]: 1. Last season, Bologna FC 1909 finished 9th in the league but secured UEFA Europa League qualification by winning the Coppa Italia. This season, they are eager to build on their positive momentum and aim for a higher league standing to enhance the club's profile.[(Bologna FC 1909) Neutral]: 1. Bologna FC 1909 recorded 1 win, 1 draw and 1 loss in the last 3 encounters...

[(FC Lorient) Strength]: 1. As a newly promoted team, FC Lorient aim to prove their competitiveness in Ligue 1. They have made a stunning start to the new season: despite an away defeat in the opening round, they secured an impressive 4-0 home victory against Stade Rennais FC in the second game, showcasing their formidable attacking prowess. Currently positioned in the middle of the table, they wi...

[(Girona) Strength]: 1. Girona lost the previous two games of the new season, becoming one of the few teams without a point in the league. Thus, they are strongly motivated to grab points.2. Top goalkeeper Paulo Gazzaniga missed the last game due to his red card in the first league match, and the team ultimately conceded 5 goals. He will return in this match.[(Girona) Neutral]: 1. Girona secured n...

[(Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.) Strength]: 1. Forward Jorgen Larsen scored a brace in the last EFL Cup game. He is expected to help the team open the scoring in the league.2. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C. were unbeaten with 2 wins and 2 draws in the last 4 league games against Everton at home, having the upper hand.3. Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C. scored at halftime in the last 7 league games agains...

Arsenal set to sign Hincapie on loan with option to buyArsenal have struck an agreement with Bayer Leverkusen to sign centre-back Piero Hincapie on a season-long loan with the option to buy him for a fee worth €52 million (£45m/$61m) next summer.Confusion reigns as Real Betis withdraw Antony offerReal Betis have withdrawn an offer for out-of-favour Manchester United winger Antony, just ...

Napoli make contact with frustrated Man Utd midfielder MainooNapoli are launching a late market move for Manchester United midfielder Kobbie Mainoo.After not seeing any minutes in the Premier League so far this season, Mainoo has put in a transfer request over the past 24 hours.Mainoo wants to be released for loan before Monday's transfer deadline, though could be offered a permanent move to Napol...

Ex-Chelsea midfielder Ziyech in Elche talksFormer Chelsea midfielder Hakim Ziyech is set for a move to LaLiga.The Morocco international is a free agent after coming off contract at Al-Duhail in Qatar.Ziyech is now in talks with Primera Division new-boys Elche, reports Cope Elche.Elche coach Eder Sarabia has held direct talks with Ziyech about a move, with an agreement now close.The 32 year-old cou...

Fabio Silva is now a Dortmund playerBorussia Dortmund on Friday announced the signing of Portugal striker Fabio Silva from Wolves, the Bundesliga club's fifth recruit from the Premier League this summer.Silva joins for a reported fee of 22.5 million euros plus bonuses on a deal which runs until 2030.The 23-year-old had not played for Wolves this season after suffering a hamstring injury.He has not...

Kerem Akturkoglu is set to move to FenerbahceBenfica have reached an agreement in principle to sell Turkey international Kerem Akturkoglu to Fenerbahce, the Portuguese club said on Friday, after his goal in midweek knocked the Turkish club out of the Champions League playoffs.Fenerbahce will pay Benfica 22.5 million euros for the winger, with additional performance-related payments that could take...