Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!" SIMPLY G...

Eddie Howe has spoken about the possibility of Alexander Isak joining Liverpool.Eddie Howe was quizzed on Alexander Isak following Newcastle's defeat to CelticEddie Howe has insisted that he is 'confident' about Alexander Isak staying at Newcastle despite significant interest from Liverpool. The forward has been heavily linked with a move to Anfield and appears to be facing an uncertain future. Li...

REVEALED: Ter Stegen surgery hands Barcelona major cash boostMarc-Andre ter Stegen's surgery has worked in Barcelona's favour.The Germany goalkeeper announced on Thursday that he will undergo back surgery.Marca says the recovery period is expected to see Ter Stegen needing 4-6 months before he is seen back on the pitch.According to LaLiga regulations, such a period is ruled as "long-term" and so m...

Man United Receive Concrete Offer for Outcast Star in Club’s 'Bomb Squad'Man United have reportedly received a concrete offer for one of their exiled stars, currently training separately as part of the club’s so-called "bomb squad."The 20-time champions have already managed to get one unwanted star out of the club in Marcus Rashford, albeit temporarily.According to Dutch outlet Voetbal...

Newcastle's Nightmare Window Continues! Man City Launch Fresh Bid for Tino LivramentoMan City have launched a renewed bid for Newcastle full-back Tino Livramento, adding to the Magpies’ growing list of summer transfer headaches.Eddie Howe’s side have had a summer to forget, missing out on several summer transfer targets to some of the Premier League’s more established sides.Not o...

Bad News for Cole Palmer? Chelsea Star’s Best Mate Linked with ExitCole Palmer could be set for disappointment as his close friend at Chelsea is linked with a potential summer exit amid growing Premier League interest.According to The Sun, Tosin Adarabioyo, 27, is attracting interest from Crystal Palace and West Ham but Chelsea consider him 'not for sale' as he is seen as a 'key member' of t...

Barcelona Reach 'Total Agreement' on Jules Kounde Contract ExtensionBarcelona have reportedly reached a total agreement with key defender Jules Kound9 over a new contract at the club amid interest from Man City.According to French outlet L’Equipe, the 26-year-old has agreed a new five-year deal with the La Liga Champions, keeping him at the club until the summer of 2030.Sporting director Dec...

Real Madrid Ramp Up William Saliba Chase with Arsenal Talks PlannedReal Madrid reportedly remain determined to land Arsenal defender William Saliba, with a club delegation set to open negotiations over a potential blockbuster move.According to Cadena SER, Real Madrid want to bring in a new defender with Saliba, 24, sat right at the top of their shortlist.Multiple reports have since revealed that t...

FBL-FRA-LIGUE1-NANTES-LORIENTFormer Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has been released by Swiss side FC Zurich after just eight games following criticism from his bosses.WHAT HAPPENED?The 31-year-old joined Zurich in February on a deal until the summer of 2026 but he has been let go a year early. According to Mundo Deportivo, the club were angry over Mendy's off-field antics, particularly w...

DONE DEAL: Rodrigo De Paul Ditches Atletico to Join Up With Lionel Messi at Inter MiamiRodrigo De Paul has officially completed his move from Atletico Madrid to Inter Miami, linking up once again with close friend and Argentina teammate Lionel Messi.The 31-year-old has officially left the Spanish capital, joining up with international teammate Messi at Inter Miami for a reported fee of €15 m...