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Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real
Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal
Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons
Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"
Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!"
SIMPLY GOAT STUFF.
Suddenly, a UFO appeared in the sky
Chelsea this summer
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Man Utd prepared to launch offer for Aston Villa's MartinezAston Villa have reportedly been left 'incredulous' at Manchester United's attempts to sign goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez on loan.The Daily Mail reports that United held discussions this weekend about signing the 32-year-old but their efforts to sign him on loan have been 'immediately rebuffed' by Unai Emery's side. The report adds that the...

The Chelsea star and influencer Connie, both 23, appear to have gone their separate ways.Cole Palmer and Connie Grace went public with their relationship in NovemberConnie is from the same place in Manchester as PalmerThe couple, both 23, met when they were 17 years oldA source said: "Connie and Cole have known each other since they were teenagers — but handling a relationship in the public ...

Multiple sources close to the situation have informed CaughtOffside that Chelsea recently held "new talks" with Eze's camp, after also speaking with the player last summer.Chelsea didn't advance their pursuit of Eze on that occasion, but it now seems the Blues have expressed a clear intent to rival Arsenal for him in this transfer window.Our source told us: "Chelsea recently held new talks with th...

Lukaku welcomes De Bruyne to Napoli: Did I advise him?Romelu Lukaku is happy Belgium teammate Kevin de Bruyne has joined him at Napoli.The Manchester City great had his presentation on the weekend in Naples.Lukaku said: 0"Did I advise De Bruyne to come? No, I didn't give him any advice."He's a very simple boy, very attached to his family. The only thing I told him was to come here, to prove himsel...

Chelsea Set Joao Felix Terms as Benfica Submit Cut-Price OfferChelsea have outlined their demands to Benfica for Joao Felix as the Portuguese playmaker nears a return to his former club this summer.According to O JOGO, the two clubs are getting closer to agreeing a deal that would see the 25-year-old return to Lisbon, six years after leaving to join Atletico Madrid.Benfica have offered around S...

Chelsea hope to profit on unwanted defender as Atletico Madrid launch huge bidAtletico Madrid have stepped up their efforts to sign Renato Veiga from Chelsea this summer as the Blues seek a profit.It cost the Blues just 312m to sign Renato Veiga a year ago and now the West London side are hoping to make nearly triple that fee as La Liga giants Atetico make their move for the 21 year old who is des...

Barcelona End Dumfries Pursuit as Focus Shifts to Keeping Man City Target Jules KoundeBarcelona have decided to end their interest in Inter defender Denzel Dumfries, with the club now fully focused on fending off Manchester City’s pursuit of Jules Kounde.According to Calciomercato, super-agent Jorge Mendes offered the 29-year-old to Barcelona this summer with previous reports revealing he ha...

Bayer Leverkusen interested in shock move for Chelsea winger Raheem SterlingBayer Leverkusen are reportedly exploring a shock transfer move for Chelsea winger Raheem Sterling as Erik ten Hag steps up search for Florian Wirtz replacement.Leverkusen have already secured the signing of Malik Tillman from PSV for a reported fee of €35 million following the record sale of Wirtz to Liverpool.Accor...

Kylian Mbappe Gets His Wish with New Real Madrid Shirt Number After Summer Shake-UpKylian Mbappe has finally secured his desired number ten shirt at Real Madrid following the departure of legendary midfielder Luka Modric.Mbappe, 26, wore the number ten while at PSG but when he made the move to Real Madrid, it was already taken by Modric.The 39-year-old has since left the club, joining Italian gian...

Everton Eye Bayern Munich Starlet as Ashley Young Successor Amid La Liga InterestEverton have set their sights on a Bayern Munich youngster Adam Aznou as a long-term replacement for veteran Ashley Young, but face stiff competition from La Liga clubs for the defender’s signature.According to a report from The Athletic, David Moyes’ side have now joined several La Liga clubs in the race ...



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- 4 Former Arsenal star Xhaka to reject Premier League return
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