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But the fear of creating instability just as Ruben Amorim has got things back on track — and the impact on fans — suggests they will bottle the big call.Bruno Fernandes rejected a move to Saudi Arabia earlier this summerFernandes is more than just the Red Devils' captain — he is also their best player AND the glue that binds the dressing room together.No wonder so many supporters...

Hojlund reacts to offer to leave Man Utd and join LeipzigRasmus Hojlund has made it clear to Manchester United officials that he has no intention of leaving Old Trafford for RB Leipzig, according to reports from talkSPORT. Despite interest from the Bundesliga club, the Danish striker has informed the Red Devils that a move to Germany is not on his agenda.Nunez future takes fresh twist as new club ...

Son announces Tottenham departure after ten yearsTottenham captain Heung-min Son has announced he's leaving the club.The South Korea great will end his time with Spurs this summer after ten years with the club.Son 0joined Spurs from Bayer Leverkusen in 2015 and has scored 173 goals in 454 appearances.The 33 year-old is set to join Los Angeles FC of the MLS, with negotiations at an advanced stage.S...

Man Utd, Newcastle turn to Stuttgart striker WoltemadeManchester United and Newcastle are interested in VfB Stuttgart striker Nick Woltemade.The Germany U21 international has been a target for Bayern Munich, but their €75m swoop for former Liverpool attacker Luis Diaz has cooled their interest.Stuttgart rate Woltemade at €90-100m and will be encouraged by interest from the Premier Leag...

Clinton Morrison exclusive: Two stars out of three will be sold by Crystal PalaceCrystal Palace hero Clinton Morrison believes Jean-Philippe Mateta will stay for the new season.However, Morrison can see Ebere Eze being sold to Arsenal and skipper Marc Guehi also departing given his contract situation.He told Tribalfootball.com: "Yeah, yeah. I think Mateta will stay. I do think Mateta will stay. I ...

BANNED! Man Utd stop printing names of three players on their shirtsManchester United have been blocked from selling shirts with names of three of their club greats.The Manchester Evening News says fans wanting to have the names of United No7s Cristiano Ronaldo, David Beckham and Eric Cantona have been left disappointed.Due to image rights and licensing issues, United are blocked from selling shir...

Sunderland informed of RB Leipzig asking price for OpendaSunderland are readying an offer for RB Leipzig striker Lois Openda.The Premier League new-boys have spent over €140m so far this summer on new arrivals including Granit Xhaka and Habib Diarra.Now Sky Deutschland says Sunderland are lining up a move for Belgium international Openda.Leipzig are prepared to sell - though are insisting on...

Tenorio: Chelsea teenager Paez could surpass Messi and NeymarFormer Ecuador international Carlos Tenorio has voiced his strong belief that young talent Kendry Paez has what it takes to surpass legends like Lionel Messi and Neymar. According to the retired striker, the key to unlocking that potential lies in the player staying focused and receiving the right guidance from those around him."He has e...

Girona and Crystal Palace finalising exchange of playersGirona and Crystal Palace are finalising an exchange of players.Foot Mercato says Palace are set to sign Girona wing-bac Arnau Martinez. The Spanish defender will arrive for a fee of €10m.Arnau is a former Barcelona junior player and a Spain U21 international.At the same time, the LaLiga club, while selling its defender, will strengthen...