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BOYS IN BLUE Cole Palmer eats jam sandwich and Brit music legend makes cameo in brilliant Chelsea kit video that was leaked

The Blues have revealed their new home kit for next season with a brilliant video on social media.Cole Palmer ate his favourite jam sandwichThe club's new kit keeps the traditional blue shirt and shorts with white socks.The shirt and shorts have neat detailing on the body with a white collar.But it was the video that took centre stage as it featured star player Cole Palmer eating his favourite jam...

Cole Palmer
Chelsea
Reece James
{by} Thesun.co.uk
A perfect story – Oliver Glasner delighted to give Joel Ward winning send-off

Oliver Glasner lauded Crystal Palace’s “perfect” ending for Joel Ward after they beat Wolves 4-2 in their final home fixture of the season just days after their FA Cup triumph at Wembley.Departing skipper Ward was replaced and waved farewell to the south London club following 13 years of service, on a day when cup final match-winner Eberechi Eze continued his scoring form.He came...

{by} PA
He will be missed – Pep Guardiola leads tributes to Kevin De Bruyne

Pep Guardiola called it a sad day as Kevin De Bruyne made his final Manchester City home appearance in a 3-1 win over Bournemouth.De Bruyne came within a whisker of marking the occasion with a goal as he inexplicably struck the crossbar with the goal gaping midway through the first half, but City were already ahead at that point thanks to a wonder-strike from Omar Marmoush.Bernardo Silva doubled t...

{by} PA
Eberechi Eze is at it again as he helps Crystal Palace to victory against Wolves

Eberechi Eze repeated his FA Cup final heroics as Crystal Palace celebrated a 4-2 Premier League victory against Wolves in their first match since lifting the trophy.Substitute Eze, who scored Palace’s only goal in Saturday’s 1-0 Wembley triumph over Manchester City, struck again at Selhurst Park to seal the points on Tuesday night.The south Londoners had to come from behind, though, w...

{by} PA
Oldham stun York to reach National League promotion final

Two goals in three second-half minutes helped Oldham to a 3-0 win at York and booked them a place in the National League promotion final.City finished second in the table with 96 points and that gave them home advantage, but Latics proved too strong at the LNER Community Stadium.They opened the scoring after 23 minutes when York goalkeeper Harrison Male’s ill-judged throw was miscontrolled b...

{by} PA
Manchester City and Omar Marmoush give Kevin De Bruyne fitting send-off

Kevin De Bruyne’s final Manchester City home game ended in a 3-1 win over Bournemouth after Omar Marmoush’s late entry for goal of the season put City on their way to a critical three points in the fight for Champions League places.All the focus had been on De Bruyne as the 33-year-old made his 142nd and final appearance at the Etihad Stadium but it was Marmoush who stole the spotlight...

{by} PA
Glaring miss shows Mohamed Salah is human, says Liverpool boss Arne Slot

Arne Slot said Premier League top scorer Mohamed Salah proved he is “human” after missing an open goal at a crucial stage of Liverpool’s thrilling 3-2 loss at Brighton.With the champions leading 2-1 at the Amex Stadium, Reds forward Salah had a golden chance to mark his 300th Premier League appearance with a 29th top-flight goal of the campaign.But he somehow fired wide from the ...

{by} PA
Brighton boost European hopes with late win over Liverpool

Jack Hinshelwood struck a late winner as Brighton boosted their slender hopes of scraping Conference League qualification with a thrilling 3-2 victory over Premier League champions Liverpool.Arne Slot’s Reds were on course for success at the Amex Stadium following an eye-catching finish from Dominik Szoboszlai after Seagulls midfielder Yasin Ayari cancelled out Harvey Elliott’s early o...

{by} PA
Revealed: Chelsea in talks with club officials over €55m transfer, Liverpool could also enter the race

Chelsea are understood to have opened talks with Ajax officials over a potential transfer deal for Jorrel Hato, who is also on Liverpool’s list of targets.Sources close to the situation have informed CaughtOffside that Chelsea are leading the race for Hato’s signature at the moment.However, it is also anticipated that Liverpool could enter the running, even if they are currently felt t...

Chelsea
Jorrel Hato
Liverpool
{by} Caughtoffside.com
Man City boss Guardiola: Grealish agents will meet with Txiki and Viana

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola admits Jack Grealish's future will be discussed at the end of the season.The midfielder failed to make the bench for Saturday's FA Cup final defeat to Crystal Palace, with Guardiola instead giving Claudio Echeverri his debut as a late substitute at Wembley.Asked about Grealish's situation, Guardiola says talks will be held between his agent and outgoing sports di...

Manchester City
Jack Grealish
{by} Tribalfootball.com
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