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Daily Laugh - Odegaard is closing in on his return from injury
{by} 7M Sport

Let's start our Daily Laugh today.

 


Odegaard is closing in on his return from injury

 


Save10 Hag Assemble !!

 


This man has the greatest job in football.

He’s just collecting medals for fun and being paid £30,000 to do so.

 


Kids these days don’t realise how good this guy was in his prime.

 

 

What a difference.

 


Patrice Evra: "French NT Resting Mbappe? Real Madrid aren’t PSG! If you call him up and he gets injured, you damage your Relationship with [Florentino] Perez!"

"You can’t AFFORD to take that kind of RISK. But honestly, you’re the ones who’ve built up this LEGEND around Mbappe."

“With all due respect to him, Mbappe isn't on Benzema’s level. He doesn’t even reach Benzema’s Ankle Right Now!"

 

 

Can you play at right back?


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