"Rangers fans don't have erection problems," Lana Wolf proudly declared.
The Scottish adult actress wasn't too impressed with Daily Star Sport's report last week - going as far as calling our Newcastle-mad reporter a Celtic fan. Research from online pharmacy MedExpress found that 45% of boozy football fans reckon drinking is impacting their sex life.
Lana Wolf has claimed Rangers fans don't have problems in the bedroom
And when polled it was found the most impacted in the bedroom by heavy drinking were Rangers supporters - specifically those who guzzle Carling or Heineken - with 38% of The Gers supporters surveyed, the most in the top 10, admitting their performances in the sack suffered due to the the amount they drink.
But those statistics didn't wash with Lana, who filmed a video "debunking" the data. "First things first, Rangers fans don't even drink Carling or Heineken. We only drink Buckfast, Mad Dog, Tenants and Venoms, everybody knows that," an angry Lana fumed.
"MedExpress is an online pharmacy. So what, you've got guys coming onto your online pharmacy to buy the little blue pill and one of the questions in the questionnaire is what football team you support? I smell bullsh*t."
The Rangers-daft fan insisted she has bonked many Rangers fans without any problems
Lana Wolf is a proud Rangers fan and defended her fellow supporters
The saucy siren also questioned the suggestion that 69% of Rangers fans regularly drink while watching games, with '69' seemingly being a figure she is familiar with. "Of all the numbers, come on now!"
She added: "I have personally bonked hundreds of Rangers fans and I have never encountered any issues. So I know from personal experience that this is crap."
Daily Star Sport should stress that no lager in particular will stop boozy Brits from performing under the sheets - it's more about the volume of consumption. Some fans have admitted to drinking over 10 pints when their team losses, which doesn't exactly do you and favours between the sheets.
Lana Wolf says Rangers fans have no trouble performing in the bedroom
"Excess alcohol consumption can impact male sexual function in several ways," Doctor Ashwin Sharma at MedExpress said. "Firstly, alcohol impairs our central nervous system, which can delay signals between the brain and penis, causing erectile dysfunction.
"Additionally, alcohol's diuretic effect causes increased urination, resulting in dehydration and reduced blood flow, including to the penis. This dehydration can also elevate your levels of angiotensin, a hormone associated with erectile dysfunction."
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