Let's start our Daily Laugh today.Bruno Fernandes Newcastle 2-3 Liverpool New Strikers this week It didn't take much to knock Bruno off his penalty stride 18 Year old - Lamine Yamal celebrated his GF - Nicki Nicole's 25th Birthday in style.. Thoughts Los Blancos have truly secured themselves not one, but TWO future Legends! Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(Cred...

Hojlund close to leaving Man UtdPer Fabrizio Romano, Napoli are in advanced talks with Rasmus Hojlund over a loan move to the Italian side. The loan deal will also include an obligation to buy next season. Both parties are now discussing the personal terms as the Serie A giants are pushing to complete the deal soon.Chelsea remain interested in Xavi SimonsPer Sky Sports' Florian Pletteberg, Xavi Si...

Tottenham submit improved €70m Paz transfer bidAccording to Fabrizio Romano, Spurs saw their second transfer bid for Nico Paz rejected on Sunday evening. The Premier League club's initial bid worth €40 million (£34.6m) was also knocked back by Como, who are determined to keep hold of the Argentine midfielder for at least one more season.The report adds that Paz wants to stay at Co...

[(Red Star FC) Strength]: 1. Red Star FC have remained unbeaten in five of their last six matches, with good form.2. Red Star FC have scored a total of 10 goals in the last 5 matches, averaging 2 goals per game.3. Red Star FC won 2 of their last 3 games in AH.[(Red Star FC) Weakness]: 1. Red Star FC have conceded 7 goals in their last 5 matches, averaging nearly 2 goals per game, indicating a poor...

Erik ten Hag's Bayer Leverkusen Aim Sly Dig at Man United Ahead of Champions League DrawErik ten Hag’s Bayer Leverkusen appeared to take a sly swipe at Manchester United ahead of the Champions League group stage draw.Bayer Leverkusen will face PSG, Man City, Villareal, Benfica, PSV, Olympiacos, Newcastle, and Copenhagen in their 2025-26 Champions League league phase campaign.The German club,...

The UEFA Champions League trophy is displayed ahead of the drawLiverpool and Manchester City will both come up against Real Madrid in this season's Champions League, while title-holders Paris Saint-Germain were handed a tough list of opponents in Thursday's draw, including Barcelona and Bayern Munich.Xabi Alonso's Real will play City at home and take on Premier League champions Liverpool at Anfiel...

Former Man United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer sacked By BesiktasFormer Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been sacked by Turkish giants Besiktas.The 54-year-old was dismissed just hours after Besiktas were knocked out of the Europa Conference League by Swiss side Lausanne.Besiktas lost 2-1 on aggregate to Lausanne in their Conference League qualification final round, meaning they ...

Burnley Agree Deal to Sign Defensive Midfielder Florentino Luis from BenficaBurnley have reportedly agreed a deal to sign defensive midfielder Florentino Luis from Benfica.According to Sky Sports, the Premier League new boys have agreed a deal in principle to sign the highly rated 26-year-old.It’s understood the deal will be a season long loan with an obligation to buy Luis for a fee believe...

Chelsea and Man United FINALLY Reach Agreement on Fee for Wantaway Winger Alejandro GarnachoChelsea and Manchester United have finally reached an agreement on a fee for Alejandro Garnacho after weeks of speculation surrounding his future.The two clubs have been in negotiations over a deal for the 21-year-old for weeks, with Garnacho pushing for a move to Stamford Bridge.According to Fabrizio Roman...

Kobbie Mainoo Informs Manchester United of Desire to Leave on LoanKobbie Mainoo has reportedly informed Manchester United that he wishes to leave the club on loan to seek more regular playing time.The 20-year-old has fallen down the pecking order at Old Trafford with manager Ruben Amorim seemingly unable to find a place for him in his preferred tactical system.According to The Athletic’s Dav...