Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!" SIMPLY G...

Manchester United have finally confirmed the signing of Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford in a £71million deal after beating off competition from Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle and Chelsea.United had previously seen two bids for Mbeumo rejected but managed to clinch their target with a third offer of £65m plus an additional £6m in performance-related bonuses - some eight weeks after they f...

Luis Diaz remains determined to leave Liverpool during the summer transfer window and is hoping that Bayern Munich will make a new offer in the coming days to try to convince the English club, a source has told ESPN.Liverpool rejected a €67.5 million ($78.6m) bid from the German side last week, but a source told ESPN that the Bundesliga giants are preparing a new offer of around €70m p...

Real Madrid could be set to move Brazilian forward Vinicius Junior on for an eye-watering fee this summer.The 25-year-old has been a key part of Los Merengues' success in recent seasons, and has helped the side claim three La Liga titles and two Champions League trophies since his 2018 arrivalVinicius has made more than 300 appearances for the club and scored in excess of 100 goals during this tim...

Man Utd prepared to launch offer for Aston Villa's MartinezAston Villa have reportedly been left 'incredulous' at Manchester United's attempts to sign goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez on loan.The Daily Mail reports that United held discussions this weekend about signing the 32-year-old but their efforts to sign him on loan have been 'immediately rebuffed' by Unai Emery's side. The report adds that the...

Dan Ndoye on Standby as Bologna Reject €30m Bid from Nottingham ForestBologna have rejected a €30 million offer from Nottingham Forest for winger Dan Ndoye, with the Switzerland international now waiting to see how the situation unfolds.According to Sky Sport Italia, Bologna rejected Nottingham Forest’s opening offer for the 24-year-old, who remains a target for Napoli, out of ha...

Antony’s Next Move? Real Betis Face Setback as La Liga Rivals Lead Race for Man United WingerReal Betis are struggling in their pursuit of Manchester United outcast Antony, with Atletico Madrid now leading the race to sign the Brazilian winger.The 25-year-old spent the second half of last season on loan at Real Betis, playing a key role as the club reached their first ever European final bef...

Man Utd Shift Stance on Rasmus Hojlund as Serie A Giants Eye ReturnMan United have reportedly softened their position on Rasmus Hojlund’s future, giving AC Milan, Inter, and Juventus fresh hope of bringing the striker back to Serie A.According to Calciomercato, United are now willing to let the 22-year-old leave on loan this summer having previously been against the idea, so long as any pote...

Barcelona in Talks Over Kounde Contract Extension as Man City and Top Club Make EnquiriesBarcelona have been in contract extension talks with Jules Kounde for several weeks, with all parties optimistic despite interest from Man City.According to journalist Fabrice Hawkins, negotiations between Barcelona and the 26-year-old have been ongoing for “several weeks” and all parties are confi...

Man United Slash Garnacho Price to 340m Amid Chelsea, Villa & Spurs InterestMan United are reportedly willing to accept 340 million for Alejandro Garnacho, with Chelsea, Aston Villa, and Tottenham all showing strong interest in the Argentine winger. The 21-year-old is one of several player Man United have deemed surplus to requirements following the club’s worst ever Premier League campa...