Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!" SIMPLY G...

Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Arsenal has won 1 championship Arsenal 1-0 MilanCoach Kepa has to handle it himself. EPL Strikers Joining Aston Villa vs Joining FC Barcelona This Agenda starts now Huge Neckitike lol Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(Credit: Justtoonit, originaltrollfootball, FootballLaughss)...

Manchester United could go into the season without a new striker following a frustrating search for a recognised No. 9, sources have told ESPN.Ruben Amorim's squad has been boosted by the arrivals of Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo -- who scored 35 Premier League goals combined last season -- in deals worth a a total of £135 million ($183m).Amorim has also been keen to add a new striker in the...

Real Madrid have already signed four players this summer, and it is not ruled out that a fifth joins Xabi Alonso's squad for the 2025-26 season. And if that were to be the case, it would almost certainly be a midfielder, given that this is the club's new transfer priority following the arrival of Alvaro Carreras last week.Sales are needed before any new signings can be made, but with the likes of ...

According to a report from Florian Plettenberg, Paris Saint-Germain are closely monitoring Real Madrid's Rodrygo (24), who has been heavily linked with a move to Liverpool in recent days. Les Parisiens have reportedly expressed their interest, and are looking out for a young top class winger. Yet Plettenberg reports their approach will depend on other market opportunities.This comes after Foot Mer...

Chelsea move quickly to strike agreement with HatoChelsea are reportedly pushing forward to finalise the signing of Ajax's highly-rated defender Jorrel Hato, with the Premier League side now entering the latter stages of negotiations after reaching an agreement with the player on personal terms.Chelsea still keen on Rogers & Garnacho despite Simons moveChelsea retain an interest in signing bot...

Manchester City FC v Aston Villa FC - Premier LeagueBarcelona have confirmed the loan signing of Marcus Rashford from Manchester United.WHAT HAPPENED?Barca have confirmed the signing of Rashford on loan from United, with an announcement video that shows the forward in a London phone box. He becomes the first Englishman to play for the Catalan club since Gary Lineker, who departed Camp Nou in 1989,...

Igor Paixao Feyenoord 2024-25Leeds are weighing up a move for Feyenoord striker Igor Paixao as they look to boost their Premier League survival hopes this season.WHAT HAPPENED?Leeds are looking to follow in the footsteps of promotion rivals Sunderland and splash the cash on a few important signings this summer, with Paixao near the top of the list for attacking reinforcements.Paixao FeyenoordTHE B...

Manchester United v Leeds United - Pre-Season FriendlyAbdellah Ouazane’s move to Real Madrid collapsed after a failed medical, with Manchester United now expected to step up their interest.WHAT HAPPENED?Ouazane had previously rejected a contract extension from Ajax, but following the collapse of his move to Real Madrid, the Dutch club are now hopeful of securing his renewal, according to Mun...

Garnacho RogersChelsea retain an interest in signing both Alejandro Garnacho and Morgan Rogers this summer as they continue a wild summer of spending. WHAT HAPPENED?Per The Telegraph, Chelsea remain interested in signing both Rogers and Garnacho this summer, from Aston Villa and Manchester United respectively, despite their pursuit of Xavi Simons. The Blues have already committed to spending &#163...