Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!" SIMPLY G...

Man Utd prepared to launch offer for Aston Villa's MartinezAston Villa have reportedly been left 'incredulous' at Manchester United's attempts to sign goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez on loan.The Daily Mail reports that United held discussions this weekend about signing the 32-year-old but their efforts to sign him on loan have been 'immediately rebuffed' by Unai Emery's side. The report adds that the...

The Chelsea star and influencer Connie, both 23, appear to have gone their separate ways.Cole Palmer and Connie Grace went public with their relationship in NovemberConnie is from the same place in Manchester as PalmerThe couple, both 23, met when they were 17 years oldA source said: "Connie and Cole have known each other since they were teenagers — but handling a relationship in the public ...

Multiple sources close to the situation have informed CaughtOffside that Chelsea recently held "new talks" with Eze's camp, after also speaking with the player last summer.Chelsea didn't advance their pursuit of Eze on that occasion, but it now seems the Blues have expressed a clear intent to rival Arsenal for him in this transfer window.Our source told us: "Chelsea recently held new talks with th...

Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Arsenal now 🤣 Finally🤣Here We Go Viktor Gyokeres to Arsenal Haaland 🤣 Bro is still at the same team 🤣 🤣 Next step Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(Credit: zhibo8, Justtoonit, originaltrollfootball)...

Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez has reportedly confirmed that he would be willing to join Spanish giants Real Madrid.The 24-year-old joined Chelsea in February 2023 for a club-record fee of £107m, not long before breaching the nine-figure mark once again later that year to sign Moises Caicedo.But, rather unexpectedly, the Blues could soon sell the Argentina international for a profit.Xabi A...

Kylian Mbappe will wear the No. 10 jersey at Real Madrid next season, switching from the No. 9 he wore in his debut campaign with the club, a source confirmed to ESPN.The No. 10 is available following the exit of Luka Modric, who joined AC Milan following the end of his 13-year stay at the Bernabeu.Mbappe also wears No. 10 with the France national team and a source told ESPN that it had always bee...

Manchester City have entered discussions over the availability of Barcelona defender Jules Kounde.The 26-year-old, ranked at no.3 in FourFourTwo's list of the best right-backs in the world right now, is admired by figures at City.But Barcelona are in no mood to let go of their man without a fight.City had an uncharacteristically difficult season last term, finishing third and registering nine loss...

Angel City agree to new deal with 18-year-old rising star PhairAngel City Football Club and 18-year-old forward Casey Phair agreed to a new three-year contract through 2028, locking the South Korea international into a deal to be a key member of the club's future.Garnacho backs away from Aston Villa move amid UCL transfer goalManchester United outcast Alejandro Garnacho is reportedly keen on signi...

Lukaku welcomes De Bruyne to Napoli: Did I advise him?Romelu Lukaku is happy Belgium teammate Kevin de Bruyne has joined him at Napoli.The Manchester City great had his presentation on the weekend in Naples.Lukaku said: 0"Did I advise De Bruyne to come? No, I didn't give him any advice."He's a very simple boy, very attached to his family. The only thing I told him was to come here, to prove himsel...