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Daily Laugh - Arsenal & Chelsea eye Xavi Simons
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Let's start our Daily Laugh today.

 

Celebrating Erling Haaland on his 25th birthday—his goalscoring breakdown doesn’t look real

 

 


Viktor Gyokeres & Arsenal

 

 


Arsenal and Chelsea interested in Xavi Simons

 

 

 

Rio Ferdinand (to Cristiano): "Can you remember some nicknames at Man United?"
Cristiano Ronaldo: "Rooney = SHREK!"
Rio Ferdinand: "I forgot that. Wazza won't be happy!"

 

 

 

SIMPLY GOAT STUFF.

 

 

 

Suddenly, a UFO appeared in the sky

 

 


Chelsea this summer

 

 


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