Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Kane "not this season"!? EPL week 28 ouch The day Suarez saved Ramos life To officially be crowned a Premier League champion and receive a medal, a player must feature in at least Five games (including substitute appearances).Chiesa has played just Three matches, totaling only 25 minutes in the league this season! That time UEFA shut down Legia Warsaw's ultra s

Arsenal turn attention towards Hugo EkitikeArsenal have reportedly turned their attention to an €80 million-rated forward as they try and solve their striker issues this summer.According to Sky Sports reporter Sacha Tavolieri, Arsenal are interested in Eintracht Frankfurt striker Hugo Ekitike but Newcastle United have actually enquired about the 22-year-old. And Sky Sports Germany add that w

Chelsea are reportedly stepping up their pursuit of Inter Milan’s Denzel Dumfries ahead of the summer transfer window, according to reports in Spain.The Netherlands international has long been linked with a move to the Premier League, and despite being under contract at San Siro until 2028, speculation is mounting that he could leave Inter this summer.Spanish outlet Fichajes claims Chelsea a

Sir Jim Ratcliffe has claimed the Manchester United squad is littered with players who are "overpaid" and "not good enough". The INEOS chief has been in charge of United for over a year, with criticisms about his ownership having begun to surface. And he has brutally claimed the club "inherited" five players who he does not appear to rate very highly.Ratcliffe and his INEOS chums had opted to keep

Liverpool head coach Arne Slot has said his team will need to deliver their best performance of the season against Paris Saint-Germain if they are to book their place in the quarterfinals of the Champions League.Liverpool have a narrow advantage in the round-of-16 tie after beating PSG 1-0 in the first leg, despite the hosts dominating at the Parc des Princes. Slot conceded last week that his team

Rafaella Santos celebrates her big day on March 11.Neymar's sister's birthday curse has struck againRafaella Santos' birthday is on March 11And it's become a running joke in football that Neymar miraculously always seems to pick up and injury or suspension to coincide with festivities.There is no indication the Brazil legend does it on purpose.But Santos' trip to Corinthians on Sunday evening mark

CHELSEA midfielder Enzo Fernandez posed publicly with his girlfriend Valentina Cervantes for the first time since their brief split last October.The midfielder delighted fans with a snap from the Stamford Bridge pitch of the couple alongside their children Olivia, four, and Benjamin, one.Enzo Fernandes posed publicly with Valentina Cervantes for the first time since their splitThe couple went thei

Elsa Izac, the mother of Thibaut Courtois' son, is worried she might be made homeless and slams the Real Madrid shot-stopper for his flamboyant lifestyleElsa Izac is worried she might lose her homeThe mother of Real Madrid star Thibaut Courtois' love child is worried she will be made homeless.Elsa Izac, 50, fears her damp-ridden £3million property could be repossessed as she owes £63,000

Frustrated Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta refused to concede the Premier League title despite Sunday’s 1-1 draw at Manchester United leaving his side 15 points behind leaders Liverpool.The Gunners dropped points for the third straight match as the 1-0 home loss to West Ham and 0-0 draw at Nottingham Forest were compounded on a day of protest at Old Trafford.Arsenal dominated the first half but we

Arsenal’s faint hopes of winning the Premier League took another blow on Sunday despite Declan Rice securing Mikel Arteta’s men a 1-1 draw on a day of protest at Manchester United.The Gunners could ill afford any slip-up given their title hopes hung by a thread, but their failure to match Liverpool’s result the previous day leaves them needing a miracle with 10 games left.Arsenal