Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. HAT TRICK ERLING HAALAND Built different BRIGHTON IN THE 95TH MINUTE Aston Villa 0-2 Arsenal Raya & Trossard Haaland Hat-TrickMan City 4-1 Ipswich Brighton 2-1 Man UTDPoor Zirkzee Napoli agree deal worth up to £38m for Lukaku Just look at the marking by the Man United players.Even school boys don't make errors like this. Please stay tuned o

But the decision has been fully of the goalkeeper's own making.Martinez will no longer be sporting Villa's No 1 shirtMartinez joined Villa from Arsenal in 2020 for £20m, and has made 145 league appearances for the Villans.He has since excelled both at club level and for Argentina at international level.Martinez lifted the World Cup with Argentina in 2022, playing in every minute and winning t

His distinctive goal celebrations and personal stories reveal a deeper connection to his faith and roots.Eberechi Eze is using his beliefs to celebrate his goalsWho is Eberechi Eze?Eberechi Oluchi Eze is an attacking midfielder who plays on the left wing for Crystal Palace in the Premier League and the England national team.He was born on June 29, 1998, in Greenwich, London, to Nigerian Igbo paren

Mikel Arteta has hinted that Arsenal may yet remain active in the final week of the transfer window.The Gunners have had a measured summer window so far, with Italian defender Riccardo Calafiori their marquee signing alongside making David Raya's loan from Brentford permanent.Going the other way, Emile Smith Rowe was sold to Fulham, while the likes of Mohamed Elneny, Albert Sambi Lokonga and Cedri

A new club from Spain is reported to be on the scene for Mats Hummels, a free agent since his contract expired.WHAT HAPPENED?Hummels has previously been linked with Mallorca, but it is now another Spanish team who look on course to strike a deal. The Athletic reports that advanced talks are taking place with Real Sociedad, who want a centre-back after selling Euro 2024 winner Robin Le Normand to A

AS Roma are encouraging West Ham to bid for Tammy Abraham.Foot Mercato says the Hammers are in contact with Roma for the former Chelsea striker.And the Giallorossi are ready to sell, having also fielded enquiries from AC Milan and Juventus.Roma are seeking to sell for the £35m they paid Chelsea for Abraham two years ago.West Ham are now entering negotiations with Roma for the centre-forward.

Chelsea draw up Osimhen alternativeChelsea's efforts to secure Napoli striker Victor Osimhen have hit a significant obstacle due to the player's staggering wage demands, according to The Sun.The Nigerian international is reportedly seeking a contract worth £500,000 per week, which would place him among the highest-paid players in the Premier League. However, Chelsea are not willing to meet Os

But Los Blancos fans will be praying her infamous 'curse' does not strike again.Kim Kardashian linked up with Jude Bellingham as she visited Real MadridBellingham signed a shirt for her son SaintKim loves taking her kids North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm to watch their favourite sports teams in action.And this week, she and son Saint, 8, were in Madrid to see Real in action.Kim, who recently reveale

QPR boss Marti Cifuentes indicated that Lyndon Dykes could be on his way out of the club after the Scotland striker was omitted from the squad for the 1-1 draw against Plymouth.The visitors secured a Sky Bet Championship point despite playing most of the match with 10 men and ending it with nine.Straight after Morgan Whittaker’s equaliser for Argyle just before the half-hour mark cancelled o

Erik ten Hag is awaiting injury news on Mason Mount after bemoaning mistakes and misfortune following Manchester United’s last-gasp 2-1 Premier League loss at Brighton.England midfielder Mount, who managed just five top-flight starts in his first season at Old Trafford, was withdrawn at half-time at the Amex Stadium due to a fitness issue.United looked set to come from behind to win on the s