Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today. Real Madrid fans after they've dropped four points in their first three games and Kylian Mbappe still doesn't have a goal contribution in La Liga The Champions League draw is complete Barcelona will face Bayern at home in the Champions League... again OFFICIAL: Liverpool sign Federico Chiesa from Juventus on a four-year deal for $17M Fair one Kylian.Se

The Manchester United and England defender, who earns £190,000 a week, has started both of his club's games this season.Harry Maguire was seen enjoying some bingo at a Haven holiday park in Prestatyn, north WalesMaguire's presence at the bingo night stunned holidaymakersMaguire earns £190,000 a week but took a break from the fast-paced lifestyle of a footballer for some bingoAnd, after p

Arsenal are in talks to sign Bournemouth goalkeeper Neto as the replacement for Aaron Ramsdale, according to reports.The Gunners are on the hunt for a new No.2 to back-up David Raya with Ramsdale on the verge of signing for Southampton in a £25m deal (per BBC Sport).Ramsdale was a regular during his first two seasons at the Emirates, playing 78 games across all competitions during the 2021/22

The Arsenal star, 25, and Helene Spilling, 27, looked loved up in the arty photo on Instagram.Martin Odegaard and Helene Spilling announced they are having a baby in an adorable beach snapThe loved-up couple have been together for around 18 monthsHelene cradled her growing baby bump while staring into Odegaard's eyes.And the Gunners captain was equally protective as he placed one hand on Helene's

Real Madrid coach Carlo Ancelotti said his team "must find an improvement fast" after their 1-1 draw at Las Palmas left them four points behind LaLiga leaders Barcelona at the top of the table.Alberto Moleiro put Las Palmas ahead in the fifth minute, and Vinícius Júnior levelled with a second-half penalty, as Madrid were held for the second time in three league games, following their ope

Cristiano Ronaldo didn't rule out a return to the Champions League as the Al-Nassr star was honoured at the Champions League draw.WHAT HAPPENED?The five-time Ballon d'Or winner was honoured during the revamped Champions League draw event in Monaco, where he was presented with an award for being the all-time leading goal scorer in Champions League history, boasting an impressive tally of 140 strike

The Scotland international, 27, touched down in Italy at midday on Thursday as he prepared for a medical before sealing his permanent move.Scott McTominay was mobbed by fans as he arrived in ItalyLocals swarmed Naples-Capodichino airport to meet their latest signingMcTominay thanked fans and proclaimed "Forza Napoli" to the crowdThe Scotland star was later pictured waving from his hotel balconyThe

Arsenal identify Newcastle's Gordon as 'future target'Arsenal are interested in signing Anthony Gordon from Newcastle United but any move may have to wait until next summer.Burnley ship Amdouni to Benfica on loanBurnley continue with their squad revamp as Zeki Amdouni becomes the 19th player to leave Turf Moor since the end of last season.Amdouni will join Benfica on a loan deal along with an opti

Swansea boss Luke Williams criticised his players’ attitude after they were knocked out of the Carabao Cup at home by League One side Wycombe.Williams made eight changes from the side that drew 1-1 with Cardiff on Sunday and Richard Kone’s goal was enough to see the Chairboys into the third round.“The first half was atrocious. We improved after that, but it’s still not a go

Eddie Howe was pleased by Sandro Tonali’s excellent return from his 10-month betting ban and Newcastle’s Carabao Cup progress on penalties against Nottingham Forest.Wednesday’s second-round tie at the City Ground saw the 24-year-old make his first competitive appearance in 308 days after serving a ban for a series of betting offences.Tonali performed well during his 62 minutes on