Let's start our Daily Laugh today. Brentford 0-2 Nunez Newcastle 1-4 BournemouthJ Kluivert Hat-trick!! Barcelona leave Getafe with a draw in La Liga for a fourth straight season Title chase slipping away▪Out of the FA Cup ▪ Down 2-0 on aggregate to Newcastle in the EFL Cup Happy Birthday to ONE of The Greatest Football MINDS in Football History! Unai Emery's done it again Kai Havertz 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 ge

Now — after landing a deal that dwarfs anything seen before in British football — he may need to heed the advice himself.Erling Haaland and girlfriend Isabel Haugseng Johansen at the 2023 Ballon d'Or awards ceremony in ParisThat's because the attention that comes with such a huge contract will propel Haaland, 24, and his 21-year-old partner Isabel Haugseng Johansen into fame's premier

Man City are going on the attack in the transfer market.Manchester City's astonishing expenditure of over £1billion is being interpreted as a decisive indicator that the football heavyweights have triumphed in their legal battle with the Premier League.The Etihad Stadium outfit are splashing out on a recruitment drive that could see as many as six fresh faces marching in this month, forking o

Benjamin Sesko has been heavily linked with a move to the Premier League with Arsenal and Manchester United both reportedly keen.Benjamin Sesko has been heavily linked with Arsenal (Image: AFP via Getty Images)Arsenal transfer target Benjamin Sesko has already indicated that he is ready to leave RB Leipzig in favour of a move to the Emirates Stadium.Mirror Football reported last May that the RB Le

Juventus director Cristiano Giuntoli has poured cold water on Manchester City's ambitions to sign €80m-rated Andrea Cambiaso.Guardiola eyes Cambiaso as a replacement for WalkerJuve have set a €80m price tagHowever, Giuntoli revealed there have been no negotiationsWHAT HAPPENED?City’s pursuit of Cambiaso comes amid uncertainties surrounding Kyle Walker’s future at the Etihad

Title-winning Pep, 54, flew to Barcelona for dinner with Cristina Serra in October, with onlookers saying the couple looked "tense".Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola held crisis talks with his wife shortly before he signed the new contract blamed for their marriage splitA waiter at Bodega Sepulveda, Pep's favourite restaurant in the city, said: "He came in with his wife about three months ago.

David Beckham shared a tribute to footballing legend Denis Law after his heartbreaking deathDavid Beckham, 49, has shared a moving tribute to the late Denis Law, who passed away on January 17.Scottish footballer Denis died at the age of 84 after a very successful career that saw him get inducted into the English Football Hall of Fame. David shared photos from David's time on the pitch on Instagram

Bad news for Rashford as AC Milan prioritise Walker transferAC Milan have reportedly abandoned their bid to sign Manchester United's Marcus Rashford as the Serie A side prioritise Kyle Walker transfer.Antony on the move! Man Utd flop wanted by La Liga clubAntony could reportedly head towards a shock January exit from Manchester United as Real Betis want him on loan.PSG announce Kvaratskhelia signi

Let's start our Daily Laugh today. EPL Week 21 Haaland's 9-year deal may raise eyebrows but it still falls short of Michael Gray's Sunderland deal Flick minutes management Manchester United fans right now when my daughter asks why I named her amad lol Haaland's contract runs out in August 2034.. Please stay tuned on Daily Laugh. There will be more fun tomorrow!(Credit: Justtoonit, originaltrollfoo

SIR Alex Ferguson has found himself at the centre of a massive racing row - after his big £630,000 horse was branded a 'heap of s**t'.The former Manchester United manager was part of an ownership group that splashed the then-world-record sum on Caldwell Potter at a sale last year.Legendary Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson was among a group of pals who spent £630,000 on Caldwell Potter - a