Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today."Ah S**t Here We Go Again" Jack You guys did a great job Bye bye Poch & thank you OFFICIAL: Mauricio Pochettino leaves Chelsea by mutual consent following the club's end of season reviewImagine Toni Winning The 2024 Ballon D'or in his final season ever! Toni & Capi were a Special Duo Together.. Please stay tuned on 7M Daily Laugh. There will be mor

Manchester United are ready to engineer a bidding war for a forward they do not want to retain.The Red Devils are determined to sell Mason Greenwood after his successful year on loan at Getafe.While the Spanish club want him back on loan, other teams are ready to do a permanent deal.Per Mundo Deportivo, Chelsea, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus and Napoli are among the teams interested.United would pre

Atletico Madrid are eyeing departing Manchester United defender Raphael Varane.The former Real Madrid centre-half is leaving United after Saturday's FA Cup final.Okdiario's chief pundit Eduardo Inda, when speaking on El Chiringuito, revealed: "There is a player who lives again in Madrid. He spent many years in Madrid and left a good taste in the mouth."His contract with the club he is currently wi

KYLIAN MBAPPE is seemingly enjoying himself ahead of his Paris Saint-Germain departure.The France international's seven-year love affair with PSG is set to come to an end at the end of the month.Mbappe's next move is currently unclear, although he seemingly isn't thinking about where he'll be playing his club football come August.Despite PSG still having to play the Coupe de France final, the 25-y

Austria captain David Alaba was left out of the country's provisional Euro 2024 squad on Tuesday, but the injured Real Madrid defender will accompany the team to Germany as a 'non-playing captain,' the Austrian Football Federation said.Coach Ralf Rangnick announced the squad of 29 players, taking into account a wave of recent and longer term injuries.Alaba, who played in two of Austria's previous

IVANA KNOLL has told a fan to "f*** off" after they tried to get her to start an OnlyFans page.The World Cup's 'sexiest fan' has a massive online following after thrilling fans at major football tournaments.Knoll, 31, is often hailed by her three million followers on Instagram for her revealing pictures.However, she claims that her recent posts are all being "reported".She believes that someone is

REAL Madrid ace Jude Bellingham's girlfriend Laura Celia Valk shows her own fancy footwork.The Dutch model, 25, wore a white dress and heels for a London photoshoot to promote her collection with Lipsy.The Sun told last month how Jude, 20, had flown Laura over to Spain to enjoy a dinner date.She has now become a staple of his Madrid lifestyle, hitting the city's hotspots while he keeps his low-key

Real Madrid midfielder Toni Kroos will retire from football after playing for Germany at this summer's European Championship, the player announced on Tuesday.Kroos, 34, has won 22 trophies with Madrid since joining in 2014, including four Champions Leagues -- plus another with Bayern Munich -- and four LaLiga titles.The midfielder first raised the prospect of retiring in 2022, before deciding to p

England manager Gareth Southgate named his provisional 33-man squad for Euro 2024 with call-ups for Eberechi Eze, Marc Guehi and Kobbie Mainoo, but there was no place for Marcus Rashford or Jordan Henderson.Southgate included five uncapped players in total -- Liverpool's Curtis Jones and Jarell Quansah, Everton's Jarrad Branthwaite, Crystal Palace midfielder Adam Wharton and Burnley goalkeeper Jam

Thomas Tuchel, Kieran McKenna and Sebastian Hoeness are among Chelsea's managerial candidates following Mauricio Pochettino's departure.Initially, news that Mauricio Pochettino would be leaving Chelsea felt like a shock. But, if we're being honest with ourselves, the Argentine had been laying the foundations for his exit for some time.The not-so-subtle jibes at sporting directors Laurence Stewart